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ejakeulati0n:

ejakeulati0n:

so i was in choir today and this dude wouldn’t get away from the piano but i needed to find my starting pitch so i told him to play me a d and he didn’t listen to me so i yelled “I NEED THE D, CARL” and then i realized what i said

hey y’all

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i got carl to give me the d

4 hours ago on April 19th | J | 150,075 notes

captainlucifer:

in the hallway today there was a hispanic girl making white people jokes and these two white guys actually fucking said “that’s racist. what if we were saying stuff like that about mexican people?”

and she just gave them this dry look and said “i’m puerto rican.”

4 hours ago on April 19th | J | 10,918 notes

drunkonfairyblood:

bringingsherlockbach:

Celebrities taking the underground

What fucking subway is this

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sirdef:

sirdef:

sirdef:

i did that adult thing you can do where you buy an entire cake and just eat it

i am eating an entire cake

update: there is more cake than i imagined. 

i see now why my parents didn’t let me do this

4 hours ago on April 19th | J | 136,189 notes
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v-for-valkyr:

baebees:

kenfucky:

THIS IS MY FAVORITE VINE

what the fuck is thuis.w aht does it mean

GIVE HIM A BREAK HE STILL HASNT FOUND HIS BERRIES

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The saddest thing about betrayal is that it never comes from your enemies.
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onlinegf:

verbal abuse & bullying is not ‘freedom of speech’

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